Sunday, February 13, 2011

From the Bottom of my Fag-Hag Heart....

Last night I had the honor of attending a cabaret show at Jacques, a wonderful little bar located in the Bay Village neighborhood of Boston. This was no other "show" though, it was a drag queen show. Glitter, wigs, flamboyance, etc. Makes me happy that I am alive (sad, but true).

As I sit in bed with the pleasant memories of last night and a glass of $6.00 Cabernet Sauvignon, a wonderful appreciation for the gay world washes over me. Which brings me to my next thought. WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY HOMOS?

Seriously though? I've never really been in a long term relationship with a heterosexual man, but I can certainly attest to the longevity of my gay-boyfriend relationships. In fact, I have been "married" to a very special man for more than 5 years now. (BTW- thanks facebook for letting me enter into illegitimate relationships, please refer to my past blog post, people).

So the purpose of this blog post is to thank my many fabulous gay men for being in my life. Without your laughter, fashion advice, and all-around awesomeness, I don't know if I would be the same person I am today. Women may search for their "soul mate" their entire lives, but I know I have found mine, and many, through all of you.

To my gay boyfriends:

You're the best wing man ever, thank you.
You know when to cut me off at the bar, thank you.
You give the best compliments, thank you.
You tell me when a dress really isn't that flattering, thank you.
You know how to make a girl feel beautiful, thank you.

And last but not least,
You know how to be the best friend ever, thank you.


LOVE YOU ALL-THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE SPECIAL.



Now... let's go shopping? OKAY!

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